LOSLAND! WELCOME.

THE BEST DESCRIPTION I HAVE HEARD ABOUT MYSELF IS."YOU ARE LIKE A SNOWGLOBE,OR THE EFFECTS OF.EVERYTHING IS ALL PEACEFULL AND FINE AND THEN YOU COME AND JUST SHAKE SHIT UP,DISTURB EVERYTHING.NOTHING IS THE SAME WHEN YOU LEAVE"

Aug 8th, 2011 @ 12:26 pm

Back up in this bitch!

No caps.That faze is over.

Jul 13th, 2009 @ 12:17 pm

BRUSH YO TEEF.

Jul 6th, 2009 @ 11:17 am

I WANT TO MURDUR MY MOM.I’M TRYING TO FUCKING GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND THIS BITCH JUST MAKES ME LINGER AROUND.REALLY!! FUCK.

Jun 28th, 2009 @ 8:49 pm

THAT’S THAT SHIT! POP MUSIC WHO NEEDS IT?

Jun 27th, 2009 @ 2:30 am

… Old people are in essence stoned at all times.

What used to seem like the sad ravages of age are a lot less alarming if you just imagine the person being high. Then it’s kinda adorable. Hell, I can really relate to my grandparents now.

I too have walked into a room with a purpose, only to find myself standing there at a total loss of what that purpose was. I constantly forget where I put my mail, or the point of stories I’m telling halfway through. I’ll drive well below the speed limit, wondering why everyone else is being so aggressive. I’ve stared at a tree, just enjoying the look of the damn thing. I’ve definitely gotten obsessed with a particular kind of bread. And I love hot baths and shitty TV …

Old People are Stoned (via drgs)

Reblogged from Drugs.

Jun 26th, 2009 @ 3:33 pm

I THINK I’LL BE THE FIRST TO SAY IT.FUCK MJ.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS SICK FUCK? DID HE ENTERTAIN THE WORLD? UNDOUBTABLY.DID HE CHANGE THE WORLD FOR A FEW OF THE KIDS HE HAD A FONDNESS FOR? UNDOUBTABLY.THE MOTHER FUCKER WAS THE POSTER IMAGE FOR NAMBLA,HE MADE NO QUALMS ABOUT SLEEPING WITH CHILDREN-BOYS IN PARTICULAR,AND WE KNOW THEY JUST SLEPT TOGETHER NOTHING MORE.RITE? OH BUT HE’S SUCH A TRAGIC IMAGE,HIS LIFE WASN’T NORMAL.WELL NO SHIT HE WAS A FUCKING SINGING DANCING BOY WONDER WHO’S DAD USED HIM AND THE FAMILY TO GAIN THE ALL MIGHTY DOLLAR.NOTHING WRONG WITH MAKIN A FEW BUCKS,BUT DO SOME READING ON JOE JACKSON.MICHEAL CLAIMS HE HAD NO CHILD HOOD.I CALL BULLSHIT. I’M 26 AND I STILL HAVEN’T GROWN UP.YET I SEE NO REASON TO HAVE SLEEP OVERS WITH CHILDREN AND HAVE THEM IN MY BED.THE ONLY REASON MICHEAL LIVED THE WAY HE DID IS BY CHOICE.THE MAN HASN’T MADE A HIT IN I CAN’T EVEN SAY HOW MANY YEARS, BUT IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME.THIS RANT IS OVER BUT FUCK MJ. HEARD A JOKE IT FITS:PEDOPHILIA IS A DEADLY. MY HEART GOES OUT TO HIS VICTIMS WHO ARE RESTING I’M SURE A LITTLE BETTER NOW THAT THEIR ABUSER IS DEAD. WORLD GET A FUCKIN GRIP.

@ 2:43 am

HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR MOM SHE’S A DUMB BITCH?

LIKE THIS: YOU’RE FUCKING RETARDED.DO YOU EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN..THIS WENT ON FOR 5 MORE MINUTES..THEN I TOLD HER I KINDA UNDERSTAND WHY MY DAD HIT HER.I’M SURE YOU WERE A DUMB BITCH TO HIM,I’M SURE HE COULDN’T TAKE YOUR SHIT SO HE GOT PISSED AND SMACKED YOU.I’M SURE YOU JUST BLEW THROUGH MONEY LIKE YOU DO NOW,ONLY HE WASN’T HAVING IT.THEN I PROCEEDED TO TELL HER WHAT A GREEDY PERSON SHE WAS,AND THAT SHE SIMPLY WAIVED $100 IN CHILD SUPPORT TO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR 10 YEARS.IN TURN RUINING ANY CHANCE I HAD TO FOR A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY FATHER.I’M ON A ROLL LATELY.A RAMPAGE ROLL.SHIT’S GOTTA BE SAID.I FEEL BETTER I SAID MY PIECE.

Jun 25th, 2009 @ 2:52 am

I’M JUST SAYING…

Jun 24th, 2009 @ 1:25 pm

nightmarebrunette:

“Being an adult is maybe nice because you’re having a car, but it’s a bit boring. Where is the fun? I wanted to have fun. For me, that is my main priority.” He told me that he is afraid of being bored. I asked what bored him. He said, “Like, sometimes when I have to go with Nicole to Ikea.” 

—Free solo climber Alain Robert, in an article by Lauren Collins

Jun 20th, 2009 @ 12:24 am

I THINK IT’S IN THE BIBLE SOMEWHERE.

YOU DON’T GO BACK TO AN EX.THAT’S LIKE TRADING IN A CAR,GETTING ANOTHER MAYBE A FEW.THEN GOING BACK TO THE USED CAR DEALERSHIP AND PICK OUT YOUR SAME OLD CAR THAT YOU TRADED OFF FOUR OR FIVE YEARS AGO.IT JUST MAKES NO SENCE.THE CAR WAS FUCKED UP YEARS AGO,WHAT IS GOING TO HAVE CHANGED.SHE’S GONE THROUGH A FEW OTHER OWNERS ASWELL,AND THERE IS NO TELLING WHAT THEY DID TO HER HOW THEY TREATED HER.SO NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE THE FIRST PROBLEM THAT YOU ORIGINALLY TRADED IT FOR,BUT EVEN MORE PROBLEMS.THE WIRING IS MORE FUCKED UP,THE OIL IS DIRTIER,THE INTERIOR IS WORN EVEN MORE.IT JUST MAKES NO SENCE.YOU UP GRADE OR TRY NEW SHIT,MAYBE THE FIRST CAR WAS A LITTLE SPORTY CIVIC,SHIT WAS FUCKED,YOU TRADE IT IN FOR A SLIGHTLY BIGGER CAR GOT TIRED OF THAT WENT TO A SMALLER CAR WITH A BIGER TRUNK,THAT DIDN’T WORK,RENTED A SEXY BLACK LITTLE BMW BUT REALIZED IT JUST WASN’T RIGHT,SO YOU TRADE THAT IN FOR A 50’S CLASSIC,THAT DOESN’T WORK SO YOU TRY A BRONCO,CHANGE IT UP.NOW DO YOU KEEP THE BRONCO IN HOPES OF IT RUNNING FOREVER OR DO YOU TRADE IT OFF FOR ANOTHER MODEL AND SEE WHERE THAT TAKES YOU? ALL I KNOW IS FUCK THAT CIVIC!

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